solve this ...i live in the sea ,if u cut my head i am at ur door,if u cut my tail i am a fruit,if u cut both then i am with u..who am i?
When u get this SMS,
send it to 1 person U love,
1 u hate,
1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill.
now keep guessing why I send it to
u!!
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher
than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can’t jump!
Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain,
hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain,
Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi
urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??
Answer: air hostess
This is a smart test, try 2 solve it
R+CAT+SHOW-RAT+SUN-CHOSE+MOON+I-NOON+GOAL+T-GOA
T-U+E
Send answer if u r a genius.
It’s only 1 word.
Solve n reply
Answer = SMILE
Aik ——- larki
——- par beath kar
——-geet ga rahi thi.
In blanks main aik he tara ka word fill karna ha.
Let’s see how much intellgent you r.
Give me Ans..it is challenge for you dear
Answer=Gori
Dimag hay To Jawab do:-
Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???
Answer=Tumare Daddy…(Papa)
I am made of 5 letters,
If U remove the first letter,
It is part of our body.
If U remove the second letter,
It is everywhere!
Guess what ???!
HAIR
AIR
-
-
-
Answer : CHAIR
Smile is the 2nd best thing
you can do with your Lips.
What is first thing? ..??..
(Answer is “KISS”).
Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga kai lai gaya.
Aur Goongay nai dekh liya
.
.
.
..Ab goonga andhay ko kaisay bataye
kai bahra us ki bewi bhaga k lai gaya ?
Its Challenge for u Ans it ?
Answer=gonga kissi aur ko likh ker bata day ga aur wo uss andhay
ko bata day ga.
This is a secret msg send only 4 u, try 2 solve what it means:
LISTEN - TL + MAD - SEN + ICE - CEAD + SUCCESS + YES - CUE
+ OUT - TESCS.
GIVE ME THE ANSWER IF YOU KNOW
answer=” I MISS YOU”
Choose any number below,
I will tell about your personality
I will give you answer after your reply
11
22
33
44
55
66
77
88
99
00
Reply is must.
Answer:-
00 = Duffer
11 = Unique
12 = Flawless
13 = Good Looking
14 = Jacks of all trades
15 = Romantic
16 = Naughty
17 = Gambler
18 = Sentimental
19 = Strider
Ek admi ki saas
ek aurat ki
saas ki maa hai….
Admi or Aurat ka rishta kya hai?
Answer= ‘Not available yet’
A ki biwi B
B ki bhabhi C
C ki beti V
V ke dada G
G ki biwi K
K ki beti T
So what relationship do A n T share?
Answer= they are husband and wife
Din se roshan..
rat se siah..
khaoo to haram..
piyo to halal..
aurat zindagi main aik bar use karti hai..
mard din main teen martaba..
quran main 5 dafa zikar hai..
meem se shuroo hota hai..
5 harfon ka lafz hai..
Answer = Not known
Aik couple kahin ja raha hota hay,
k police unhain rook laiti hay and
larkay say pochti hay k tumhara apas main kia rishta hay ?
Larka jawab daita hay,
“iska mamon meray mamon ko mamoon kehta hai”
batain,larkay ka larki say kia rishta howa?
Answer Received = Maamu & Bhanji
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