pholon mein gulab acha lagta hai
sapno mein khawab acha lagta hai
ap hamein sms bhejtein rahen
humein ap ka yeh andaaz acha lagta hai
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4 log kabhi bhi jannat may nahi jayen gay
1.
Be Namazi
2.
Baap ka nafarman
3.
Jhoot bolne wala
4.
Woh jis k pas balance to ho aur wo mujhe SMS na kare
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Lekar DIL vapas kiya nahi jata, yu nazuk dil ko jakhm diya nahi jata.
Sachmuch yeh duniya badi jalim hai mere dost SMS free hai phir bhi kiya
nahi jata.
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Nigahen mobile pe laagi udas bethe hai,tere msg ki lekar as bethe hain,u he
nahi tej hui dil ki dadhkan,aisa lagta hai k ap mujhse naraz bethe hain.
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Jiski yaad main hum sare jahan ko bhul gaye suna hai aj kal woh humara naam
tak bhul gaye kasam khai thi jisne sath nibhane ki woh mere SMS ka rply
karna bhul gaye
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Ja raha hai mera SMS najanay kiya gul khilaye ga?
Pyaar say parha jaayega ya bin dekhe delete hojayega..Agar pyar say parha jayega to aik SMS zaroor ayega.
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Acha bhala dost tha mera. Mar dia goli say mainy us ku. Pata hai kyun??.....sala sms nahi karta tha mujhay. Souch lou ab tum bhi, warna...
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Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai na taal hai,
Msg box bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
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lab pe aati hai dua ban ke tammanna meri,
dil karta hai band karwa doon sim teri,
her jaga mere chamakne se ujala ho jaye,
jo mujhe sms na karay us ka rang kala ho jaye :D
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Sony di itt mahiya,
Rab tenu mobile dita..Koi SMS te likh mahiya,
Sone di wang mahiya,
JE SMS nahi karna te enu itt mar k pan mahiya..!
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JO MUJHE ABHI SMS NA BHEJE WOH
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WOH THORI DER BAAD BHI BHEJ SAKTA HAI
KOI TENTION NAHIN.:)
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AGER MUJHE SMS NAHIN KARO TO ALLAH AAP KO MAULANA FAZUL UR REHMAN KI AQAL, ARBAB RAHIM KI SHAKAL, NAWAZ SHARIF K BAAL, SHEIKH RASHEED KI CHAAL, CHAUDHARY SHUJAAT KI AWAZ WALA HUSBAND DE.
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EK msg ki kimat tum kya jano
knjuce babu?
sab k inbox ka taj hota hai mera 1msg
sab k mobile ka shaan hota hai mera 1msgLab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri,
Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere,
Dor duniya ka tere DAM se ujala hojaye,
Jo mjhe sms na kare Uska range kala HOjaye....
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choti choti baton pe takrar mat kiya karo
hamare har mazak ko dil pe na liya karo
kiya pata saath or kitne din ka haitab tak to pyaar bhare sms kiya karo
03323128085
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Zindagi jaise ek saza si hogayi hain,gum ke saagar me iss kadar kho gayi hai,Tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,tumhari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.Akshay from Mauritius.My number is +2307674033
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Chandi ki diwar na tori
Dostka dil tor diya...
O Kanjoos 2 rupay ki kahtir tu ney sms karna chor diya..
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I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
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Arz kiya hai...
Aaj Kal Aap K SMS Aana Band hai..
Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa
Aaj Kal Aap K SMS Aana Band hai..
Khafa ho hum se ya Blance Kam hai..
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Ja Raha Hai Mera Sms Najane Kia Gul Khilaye Ga,
Piyar Se Parha Jaega Ya Bin Dekhe Delete Hu Jayega,
Agar Piyar Se Parha Jaega,
To Ek Sms Zaroor Aiga (923013405339)
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** Mobile Dishes **
Call:
Ghost ka maza..
SMS:
Sabzi ka maza
Miscall:
DAAL ka maza
No Response:
FAQA
Aaj kuch pakaya hai ya aaj bhi FAQA chaalega?
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Loya waich
.
Raddi waich
.
Teen daba waich
.
Plastic di juttian waich
.
Chan bura waich
.
kuj v waich jaldi kar BALANCE pawa te SMS peijh.
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Bewaja kisi ko sataya nahi karte
Hadd se jyada kisi ko tadpaya nahi karte
Jinki saanse chalti ho aapke SMS se
Unhe apne SMS k liye rulaya nahi karte.
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Kase ho?
Mazze main?
Tabeeyat
Kesi?
100% Fine?
Ungli main dard nahi na?
Aankh b Ok?
Dimag theek hai!
KMAAAL hai yaar,
Phir to
SMS kar
Sakte Ho Na.
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Saaray gawahoon aur byano ko maad-e-nazar rakhtay huye yeh addalat penal Code dafa 345 ke teht aapko messages na bhejne k jurm main "KANJOOS MAKHI CHOOS" qarar deti hai.
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Hello: Itna sannata kuin hai?
Kitni dair se SMS ki Ghanti nahi baaji..? Kia yeh saare Network fuse hogaye?
Ya mujhe Chahne waalay kanjoos hogaye? Ishq ko sihq samjho to ishq karo,Dard ko dard samjho to mohabbat karo,Wadday ko wada samjho to pura karo..Humko agar apna samjho to SMS karo.
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Pandit ne apke mobile ki kundali dekh kar bataya hai k aapk k mobile pe kanjoosi ki madoshala manter hain..Turant 2 SMS ki baali dain takey SHAANTI ho.
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Na hawa na maya hai, Ehsaas tum ney hi jagaya hai..Hamien b msg kark dekhlo,Company ne yeh MOBILE sirf tumhari GIRL FRND k liye nahi banaya hai.
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Aray yaar Aisi choti choti baaton pe paon nahi pakra kartay...Jao Maaf kia..ab msg bhaijte rehna..CHalo ab khaare hojaoo.
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Mubarak Ho,
..Msg na karne par aapko MBA ki digree di jaati hai..
..MBA means:MEMBER of Bhikaari ASSOCIATION
..Ab yeh msg aap dosre Bhikaari ko karain..
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Jam karwa hai magar itna bhi nahi k piya na jaaye,Zindagi main dard hai magar itna bhi nahi k jiya na jaye,SMS k charges hain magar itne bhi nahi k Kiya na jaaye.
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Hum hum hain..Tum tum ho..na tum kam ho..na hum kam hain..to phr kis baat ka ghum hai..?SMS bhejteay raho tabhi laagay ga k MOBILE rakhnay walay main b DAM Hai.
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Jis tarha ek machar ko marne se app shikari nahi ban jaooge,Theek ussi tarha ek/do SMS karne se app BHIKARI nahi ban jaooge..
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Hamare SMS se log samajhte hain k hamaien aadat hai paise urane ki..LEKIn woh nadan kya samjhain..?? k Yeh bhi ek Aada hai KANJOOSON ko sharam dilane ki..!
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Sad life na jiya karo,Hum pe gussa na kiya karo,YEh to style hai apun ka thora bardaasht kiya karo,Pyaar ke kabel hain hum log..Hamien Pyaare se SMS kiya karo.
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yaaron ki yaari pe shaak nahi kartey, Jab hum bol rahe hoon to BAK-BAK nahi kartey,Pareshaan karte ho jab hum soo rahay hote hain,Ab hum Jaag rahay hain to SMS nahi karte.
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1 msg roz, Keep the love close
..Din main msg paanch, Pyaar pe na ayee aanch
..Din main msg dus, Milay yaari ka rus
..Din main msg bees,Phele ek to bhejo badtameez.
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Who r u..?
..Why do u keep messaging me..??>
..Who gave u my no..?
..plzz never message me again..
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..Maine kabhi aisa kaha?
..Nahi na!
..To msg karona KANJOOS! Maho Maho halla hu impatata ..Dhoompatata..ittamutta SMS..dhutamuta,
This is african way to say..
"Fazool ki harkaton say fursat milay to SMS zaroor KARNA"
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Aj agar appka SMS ayega to hi hum ROTI khainge! ..WARNA !!!
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Ghusse main chicken beryani wid cheese..macroni salad k baad ICE creame kha k hi guzara kar laingay.
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Take ur Cell , Wash it,Cut it in Small pieces.Fry it,Add salt in it.Now mobile pickle is ready..Msg to appse hote nahi..To cell ka AACHAR hi daal lo.
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Saare gawahon aur bayano ko madd-e-nazrt rakhtey howe yeh addalat dafa 420 k tehet msg parhne wale ko msg na bhejne k jurm main
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"KANJOOS" qarar deti hai.
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Mohabbat karo ibadat k saath, Pyaar karo sachai k saath,Dosti karo dianat k saath, SMS parh lia!.. Chalo ab reply karo sharafat k saath.
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Sohniyo! Sub kay di ki aan..Sadey Wal v karo dhiyan..Asi bohat hain pareshaan..Towadey wallon na koi bell na koi SMS da nishan..Kithey o SAADi jaan..?
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Main na...Main na... Aap se bohat NALAAZ hun,
App na..Aap na... Mujhse Toi V EshMeSH(SMS)Nahi Talte.
App Dande Bachche ho..
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SMS karne main kitna maza aata hai,Leken dil ghabrata hai, Kuin k balance jata hai,Lekin asal maza tab aata hai,jab app ka SMS aata hai..
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Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham(Meray SMS na Hongay KAM)
Kabhi Alvida Na kehna (SMS kartay rehna)
Dhoom(..Mera SMS parh k jhoom)
Hera Pheri (Ab SMS KI bari Teri).
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Isse pehle k raat ho jaye, Q na ek Mulakat ho jaye. Apne mobile se 1 pyara sa sms hi kar do, jis se shor bhi na ho aur baat ho jaye.
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Thandi hai CoFFe garam kar lo, Is PaTHar DiL ko thoda sa NaRaM kar lo. Aapke hote hue InBoX khali hai, Thori si to YaaRoN sHaRaM kar lo.
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Phoolon mein gulab achhaa lagta hai, Sapno mein khwab achhaa lagta hai, Aap hamein sms bhejte rahe Hame aapka yeh andaz achaa lagta hai
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Badal B Ho, Ghata B Ho, Barish Na Ho To Kya Faida? Yaar B Ho, Wafadar B Ho, Deedar Na Ho To Kya Faida? SMS B Ho, Zabardast B Ho, Rply Na Ho to kya faida. SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu, teri yaad ne mobile fada dita, Message likhde likhde space muki, assi overwrite alloweed la dita, yaara mereya message reply karin, assi apna farz nibha dita!!+923335818313
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Chand ki chandni shayad madhyam pad jaye, phulon ki khushbu shayad phiki pad jaye. Par aap SMS itne saare bhejte rahe, ki shayad inhe padhne zindagi k lamhe kam pad jaye.
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Baharo ki mehfil suhani rahegi Labo par khushi ki kahani rahegi. Chamakte rahenge khushiyo ke ye sitare,,,, Agar Apke msges ki meherbani rahegi.
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Hum $m$ nahi karte hai to tumhe lagta hai ki hume aadat hai paise bachane ki. Par tum nadan kya jaano ye bhi Ek ada hai ,, tum ko apni kami ka ehsaas dilane ki.
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Yeh Jo Hai Na, .. .......... Yeh Jo Haath Mein Pakda Hai ........ Haan Haan Yehi. ....... Yeh Sirf Msg Receive Karne K Liye Nahin Hai, Is Se Msg Jaate Bhi Hain.Try It!
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Aadaab tumhaen arz hai, Jawab dena ab farz hai, Reply tum pay karz hai, Kanjuicy bura marz hai, Batana Ahsan ka farz hai, Aagay aap ki soch ka tarz hai.
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YAADON ko Teri HUM Pyaar krte hai So Janam bhi TujPar Nisaar krte hai. Fursat Mile to kuj Likh Bhejna Mere DOST, Sirf Ek Aapke hi to SMS ka Intzaar krte hai.
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Lekar DIL vapas kiya nahi jata yu nazuk dil ko jakhm diya nahi jata. Sachmuch yeh duniya badi jalim hai mere dost sms free hai phir bhi kiya nahi jata.
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Excuse me..... What is ur SMS account no.?? I want to check... Some error is there.... Kyonki SMS jata to hai... par aata nahi hai. :-)
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Every tear is a sign of brokenness, every silence is sign of lonliness, every smile is sign of kindness, every sms is sign of remembrance... So Send me SMS DAILY :)
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My smile + my Joy + my Pleasure + my Life + my Relief + my Honour and my Pride = Your 1 SMS. :-)
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Kaun rakhta hai yaad numbro ko, log to chehre tak bhool jaate hain. Hamare NAAM ko kar lete hain mobile main feed, per SMS karna bhool jate hai.
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Hmari Achhai Ka Kitna Faida Uthate Ho,Ek S M S Bhej Kr Dus Free Pate Ho.Hmare Dil Pr Bewzh Julm Dhate Ho,Hmara Hi Message Forward Kr Dusro Ko Ptate Ho.
Admin None Send Me SMSWhat is d difference betwn SMART and LAZY? Its simple yaar, A smart person sends MSGS n a lazy 1 keeps reading them only. Its like ME and U.. Samjhe?:-)
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KARTE JAOOO.. . . . KARTE JAOOOOO.. . . . karte jaoo . . . . karte jaoo . . . besharmo ki tarah SMS receive karte jaoo khud kabhi na, Karna..
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Think well, Plan well, Do well, Sleep well, Play well, Laugh well and Put ur mobile also into well, Bcoz ur not Messaging me Well.
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Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye,jo SMS nahi karte hon,uska mobile us meain dub jaaye. Na rahega phone,na bajegi tone!! :-D
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Kanjoosi ki zindagi kya jeena.. Kabhi hamari tarah bhi jiya karo.. Roz mere SMS padh kar sharam nahi aati.. kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.. :-)
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Jaane kab SMS send karoge? Send ke button pe kab apna thumb bend karoge? Ab tak bohot balance jama liya. Kab apni kanjoosi ka end karoge?
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jam kadwa hai magar itna nahi ki pia na jaye, zindagi main dard hai magar itna nahi ki jia na jaye, sms karny per paise lagty hain magar itney nahi ki kia na jaye;)
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To, The A.C.P, Police station Respected Sir, As my friend forgot to SMS me,I kindly request u to take action against him and encounter His USELESS mobile!
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Narazagi ka sabab to puchh liya karo,Duriya lakh ho yad to kar liya karo.Jeete hain ya mar gaye,pata karne ke liye 1-2 sms hi kar liya karo.
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Huzur aadab arz hai, aapko SMS karna hamara farz hai, kyunki aapka naam hamari phonebook mey darj hai, humne kiya isiliye ab aap pe ek sms ka karz hai.
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Humne Aapko Apni Aankho Me Basaya Hai,DIL Ka Kamra ap Hi K Liye Sajaya Hai,ap Hume Msg To Karte Hi Nahi,Hum Ne To Msg Pack ap Hi K Liye Activate Karvaya hai.
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Aaj mere pass Mobile hai,Charger hai,Uska bill hai,Battery bhi hai..Bahut phone number hain.. Tumhare pass kya hai,koi message hai? to bhej na yaar jaldi. ;-)
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Kya leke aye they, Kya lekar jaoge, Mujhe SMS na karke, Zalim 30 arab 16 crore 75 lakh 3 thousand...daro mat, yeh mere bank balance nahin hai . Yeh to mera cell no. Hai. Kabhi kabhi SMS kar diya karo..." .
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Roz Logon se tere Pange honge.... Ghar main tere roz Daange honge.... Agar tum SMS nahi karoge to Yaad rakhana tere Saare Bacche Ganje honge.. !
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Sitam sehne ki hadd hoti hai, kisi ko satane ki hadd hoti hai, SMS karne ki koshish to kia karo, Yuhi SMS pad kar mobile jeb me dalne ki bhi had hoti hai...
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Humne aapko apni aankho me bsaya hai,DIL ka kamra aap hi k liye sjaya hai, aap hume msg to karte hi nahi, hum ne to msg pack aap hi k liye activate karvaya hai.
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PanditJi ne apke mobile ki rashi dekh kar bataya hai ki aapke mobile pe KANJOOSI ki mahadsha mandra rahi hai.Turant 21 Sms ka yagna karvao
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Dekho Agar aap nay mujhay SMS nahi kia na..... to aap k phone main keeray per jain gay... Aur na kero SMS, main khud keeray daal ker jaon gaa ap ki cell main...
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Bass kya yehi tak hai saath humara, intezar karte rahenge hum tumhara, ki kab hogi is kambhakt mobile mein roshini, aur kab aayega message tumhara.
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Ishq ko Ishq samjho to Ishq karo, Dard ko Dard samjho to Mohabbat karo, Wadey ko Wada samjho to pura karo, aur Hum ko apna samjho to SMS karo.
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1 din yeh mausam badal jayega, Tumhara Mobile haath se gir jayega, Phir bachana tum SMS ke paise, Tumhari karni ka phaal tumko mil jayega.
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Intzaar..na raat ka na din ka..na subha ka na shaam ka..na ek pehar ka na dopehar ka.. na iska..na uska Intzaar hai to bas apke... Pyaar bhare ek SMS ka.
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Aasman per ho to Stars bhejo, Zameen per ho to SMS bhejo, Jannat mai ho to Hoorein bhejo, aur Dozakh(Hell) mai ho to enjoye your self.
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Chalo sms sms khelte hai pehle tum sms karo phir tum karo phir se tum karo 1 bar phir tum karo aur 1 last bar phir tum karo bas baki kal khelenge.
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Jaa raha hai SMS mera Jaane kya gul khilayega Pyaar se padha jayega Ya yuhi delete kara jayega Agar na hua delete to Reply zaroor aayega
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Selfish SMS Messages
Seh liya har dard humne haste haste
ujd gaya ghar mera yaaro baste baste
ab wafa kare to kis se kare yaaro
wafa karne gaye to bewafa hi mile raste raste
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Nadaani mein hum kisse apna samajh beithe
jo dikhaaya uss bewafa ne sapna hum haqeeqat samajh beithe
dekho aaj chod diya hamein usne ek gair ke liye
jisse hum apna humsafar samajh beithe
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Guzar jain ge un k wo pal achey,
jinay hum intizar aur wo waqt kehty hain,
kia pata kon bhool jaye ye muhabbat,
jisay hum zindagi aur wo 1 lafz kehte hain
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agar karni thi bewafaai ,to pahle bata dete.
duniya badi haseen thi,hum kahin aur dil laga lete.
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Wafa ka naam na lo yaron,
Wafa dil ko dukahati hai.
Wafa ka naam lete hi,
hume ek bewafa ki yaad Aati hai...
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Maloom tha bikhar jaayega yeh sapna ek din
jiski raah mein bichaaye phool kaante barsaayega ek din
wafa ki ummid toh hamein bhi na thi unse
jisko chaaha hadd se ziyada maloom tha
hojaayega vo hi bewafa ek din
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barso baad ye dua rang laayi hai,
wo mere kareeb itne kareeb aayi hai..
main ye kaise manloo ke ye meri wafa ka sila hai ,
usne to abtak ki sirf bewafai hai.Yeh such hai dosto kisi se pyar na karna
- Kabhi kisi ka zamanay mein aitbaar na karna
- Thaam ke khanjar apne hi hathon mein
- Bederdi se apni dil par war na karna.
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Karenge yaad log mujhako kya pyaar kiya tha,
Karenge yaad log mujhako kya pyaar kiya tha,
Denge missal tere naam ki kya tune dard diya tha...
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Selfish SMS Messages
MERI ANAA TO TOOT GAYE AB MERA BHARAM DEKHNA,
IN AASMANO SE OONCHA MERA GUROOR DEKHNA,
TERI BEWAFAI MAI B WAFA DHOONDI HUM NE,
AB IS WAFADAR KI BEWAFAI DEKHNA.
H.B.K syedzain_786@yahoo.com Selfish SMS
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Selfish SMS Messages
sazaa dene waale razaa puchte hai
jine ki humse vajah puchte hai
dete hai khud hi zehar humko aksar
phir kitna hua hai asar puchte hai
Dani old_dani@hotmail.com Selfish SMS
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Selfish SMS Messages
Haseeno ne haseen banke gunaaah kiya,
Auro ko to theek humko bhi tabaah kiya,
Pesh kiya jab ghazalon mein unki bewafaii ko,
Auro ne to theek unhone bhi waah waah kiya
sweet girl laiba_soha@yahoo.com Selfish SMS
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Selfish SMS Messages
ishq meinwada nibhana tumhein nahin aaya,
pyar kya to use nibhana tumhein nahin aaya,
na aayi humari yaad tumhein kabhi,
saccha aashiq banana tumhein nahin aaya.
shona shonasweety81@yahoo.com Selfish SMS
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Selfish SMS Messages
Bawafa ( faithful ) the hum, isliye nazroon se gir gaye.
Shayad unhe talaash kisi bewafa ke the.
sweet girl laiba_soha@yahoo.com Selfish SMS
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Selfish SMS Messages
tmhari har ek bat bewafai ki kahani hai,
lekn teri har ek sans meri zindagi ki nishani hai,
tm aj tak smjh nhe paye mere is pyar ko,
mere ansu bhe tmhare liye sirf pani hai.....
syeda innocent.syeda@gmail.com Selfish SMS
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Selfish SMS Messages
Muhabbat Ka Ajeeb Karobar Humne Kiya
Woh Bewafa Sahi Magar Pyar Humne Kiya
Ager Woh Chor Gaya To Mat Kaho Bura Usko
Kasoor Uska Nahi Aitebaar Humne Kiya.
sweet girl laiba_soha@yahoo.com Selfish SMS
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Selfish SMS Messages
Kismat do pal mein badal sakta he INSAN,
Per jo INSAN ko badal de wo kismat nahin hoti,
Apni kismat pe rota wohi shakhs hay jisko,
Sajdon me rone ki adat nahin hoti
moon moon_ki_zindagi@yahoo.com Selfish SMS
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Selfish SMS Messages
Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai
FAZI 0322-4377845 Selfish SMS
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Selfish SMS Messages
AISI BEWAFAI KI US BEWAFA NE,
K MOHABBAT BHI BADNAAM HOGAI,
APNI MOHABBAT KI AISI KEEMAT WASOOL KI US NE,
K HMARI QABAR TAK NEELAM HOGAI.
H.B.K syedzain_786@yahoo.com Selfish SMS
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Selfish SMS Messages
Har dil ka ek raaz hota he+ Har baat ka ek andaaz hota he+ Jab tak na
lage bewafai ki Thokar+ Har kisi ko apni Pasand par naaz hota he...
marriage
Shohar aur bivi main baat cheet band thi..
1 subha shohar ko jaldi uth kar kahin jana tha,
usne kaghaz pe likha
Mujhe subha 7 baje itha dena or kaghaz bv k takye k niche rakh dia..
..
Subha shohar ki aankh khuli to 8 baj rahay thay..
Woh gusse se utha to dekha k takye k pass 1 kaghaz para tha aur likha tha..
"7 baj rahay hain, Uth jaoo"
Admin Admin@SmsNjoy.com Husband N Wife SMS
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Husband N Wife SMS Messages
In Court Judge Said 2 Women:
U R Realy Brave,
Dako Ko Buhat Mera Tum Ne.
Woman:Mjhay Kya Pta Daako
Tha Me Samjhi Mera Shohar
Ghar Der Se Aya Hy
Humayun 0321-6307893 Husband N Wife SMS
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Husband N Wife SMS Messages
Shaadi k baad biwi bathroom se boli darling yeh bottle main kia hai white colour ka?
Husband: JaaneMAnn yeh woh bachey hain JINKO maa ka pyaar nahi mil saka.
Admin Admin@SmsNjoy.com Husband N Wife SMS
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Husband N Wife SMS Messages
Dulha shaadi ki raat, Dulhan ka goongat utha k baray pyaar se poochta hai..
Kya naam hai huzoor ka?
Bv: Hazrat mohammad SAW.
Dulha: Kya farmaya aapne?
Bv:Namaz parho,Roza rakho Or Zakat Do..
Dulha Preshan ho k bahar gaya or bola andar to wahii nazil ho rahi hai..
muhammad badshah_dcs@yahoo.com Husband N Wife SMS
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Husband N Wife SMS Messages
BV sotay main zor se chilayi,
"jaldi utho mera shohar agaya"
Aadmi utha,Khidki se chalang laga di,Tang tut gayi,Phir khayal aya..
"BhenCHOD main hi to SHOHAR hoon!
Admin Admin@SmsNjoy.com Husband N Wife SMS
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Husband N Wife SMS Messages
A girl was on ship,captain blackmails her
if u dont have sex with me i'll sink this ship..
Later She SMS her husband , I saved 700 passengers 9 times in 2 dayz
Admin Admin@SmsNjoy.com Husband N Wife SMS
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Husband N Wife SMS Messages
Bivi: kal 3 choron nay ghar main ghus kar mera rape kardiya
shohar: tumney roka nahi?
Bivi: bht roka par unhone kaha k ab subha hogai hai, hamien jana hoga..!
Admin Admin@SmsNjoy.com Husband N Wife SMS
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Husband N Wife SMS Messages
Man: i want a divorce.
My wife has not spoken me in six months..
Lawyer: Better think it over, Wives like that are hard to get!!
Admin Admin@SmsNjoy.Com Husband N Wife SMS
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Husband N Wife SMS Messages
Raat ko sirf 3 tarhan ki makhlook jati hain
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Bhoot:
Insano ko daraney k liye
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Machar:
Insano ko satany k liye
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Husband n wife:
Aabadi BARHANAY k liye..!
Admin Admin@SmsNjoy.Com Husband N Wife SMS
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Husband N Wife SMS Messages
a couple was going on the road .. A man came & start commenting the wife .. The husband became angry & start beating the man .. The wife said " MArro Marro praye aurat ko cherta hai "
When the man listen it . HE start beating her husband .. The wife again said
"Marro Marro Na khud cheerta hai na dosro ko cheerne deta hai " lolz
NOmi noman_quraishi@hotmail.com Husband N Wife SMS
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Husband N Wife SMS Messages
husband wife ki larai ho gai. husband fone pe:khanay main kia hai. wife:ZEHAR. HUSBAND:MAIN DAIR SE AOON GA TUM KHANA KHA K SOU JANA.
ALISHA sweet.alisha89@yahoo.com Husband N Wife SMS
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Husband N Wife SMS Messages
Wife:Woh jo samnay admi drink kar raha hai ,
Usko mainne 10 saal phele shaadi se inkar kia tha..
Aaj tak sharab pe raha hai
Husband: Itni lambi celebration.
Admin Admin@SmsNjoy.Com Husband N Wife SMS
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Husband N Wife SMS Messages
W.Jan kaha tha na k aaram se
H.Kia hua
W.Dekho phat gae he or sorakh b bara ho gaya he
H.Yar tum ne khud hi to tite krne ko kaha tha
W.Jan itna b nhi kaha tha
H.Ab kia krun
W.Jan ab nikal b lo lekan aaram se
H.Ye lo
W.dekho kia hal kr dea he
H.Yar muje kia pata tha k itni nazak he apki
*Patang*
W.Ap b na.
Bring Your Fone
Cloze
2
ur Cheek...
..
..
..
..
..MmWaAh..!
Dats da
Best i Can Do
4rm here!!
Admin Admin@smsnjoy.com Kiss SMS
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Kiss SMS Messages
Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi "ZANG" lag gaya hai.
Admin Admin@smsnjoy.com Kiss SMS
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Kiss SMS Messages
The Moment Eternal . . . Just That And No More . . .
When Ecstasy's Utmost We Clutch At The Core
While
Cheeks Burn, Arm Open, Eyes Shut
&
Lips Meet
MuhammaD HaseeB mhaseeb_4u@hotmail.com Kiss SMS
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Kiss SMS Messages
If luvin' was aginst the law,
and kissin' was a crime,
i would gladly spend my life with u,
in prison doin' time.
MuhammaD HaseeB 03014400028 Kiss SMS
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Kiss SMS Messages
I will give you one kiss to go to sleep.
I give you two kisses to dream.
I give you an endless row of kisses to,
when you wake up in the morning, think of me
MuhammaD HaseeB 03014400028 Kiss SMS
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Kiss SMS Messages
,¤, ¤,,
('v') <' )
(( )) (( ))
>-*-*----**--
"1 kaAm karun?"
¤ , ¤,
( '<<' )
(( )) (( ))
>*-*---**--
"h0nt paR"
"I kiSs You"
MuhammaD HaseeB mhaseeb_4u@hotmail.com Kiss SMS
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Kiss SMS Messages
NEVER KISS A LADY POLICE,
SHE WILL SAY,HANDS UP.
NEVER KISS A LADY DOCTOR,
SHE WILL SAY,NEXT PLS.
ALWAYS KISS A LADY TEACHER,
SHE WILL SAY,REPEAT IT 5 TIME. Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho: JAWAB MERI BAAT KA
Deti ho to khada ho jata hai: ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA
Kyon bolti ho ke dheere se daalo: BALON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA
mahad hassan.mahad@yahoow.com Tricky SMS
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Tricky SMS Messages
batao tumari sister kapro ke niche kya pahantin hai ????????????????????//
sale .... chaapl phanti hai naaaa
pradep Tricky SMS
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Tricky SMS Messages
Girl" nahi aj nahi dalwaongi..
Boy: q?
Girl: Tum todal k so gaye magar main saari raat masalti rahi..Pani bhi nikalta raha mujhe lagta hai yeh..
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EYE DROPS sahi nahi hain..
Admin Admin@SmsNjoy.Com Tricky SMS
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Tricky SMS Messages
App maths main kitne taiz hain?
Chalien aapka test Hai..
Note!
Is SMS ko sirf aik bar parhna Hai and dont use calculator"Ok!
kia aap ready hain??
lets start
2+7
+9
-5
+4
+8
-2
+5
-4
+18
-9
Sawal yeh hai..
Aapne down ka button kitni bar press kiya?
KYA aap paanchvi pass se taiz hain?
Admin Admin@SmsNjoy.Com Tricky SMS
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Tricky SMS Messages
A 9921
.n02r9q T99w2
2m2 pni992
.2iHT 9>IiI
…..
yeh kia likha hai, mobile mirrer ki
taraf rakh kar parho
M-Salman smartboy8t2@yahoo.com Tricky SMS
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Tricky SMS Messages
3 persons, watch kharidne ke waste shop per phaunche. Lakin shop per
kewal naoukar tha shopkeeper nahi. Naoukar ne unko khafi watches dikhay
aur unko ek watch pasand aai, jiska price 45 rupees tha . Unhone 15-15
rupees contribute kar watch kharid li . After some time shopkeeper
vapas aaya . shopkeeper ne noukar ko watch ka price 40 rupees bataya
aur usko 5 rupees vapas karne ke vaste diye . Noukar ne 2 rupees apny
pocket me rakh liye aur 1-1 rupees un tino ko vapas kar diye . ab tino
ka contribute 14-14 rupees ho gaya = 14+14+14=42 and 2 rupees in the
pocket of servant = 44 so where is the one rupees
Contribution - 15+15+15= 45
Back 1 + 1+ 1 = 3
Contribution 14+14+14 = 42
Servant Pocket = 2
= 44
shakshi sharma shakshi2007happydiwali@yahoo.c Tricky SMS
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Tricky SMS Messages
Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Galaxy Kholi . May I have your..."
Customer: "Hello, can I order.."
Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"
Customer: "It's eh..., hold........ ..on..... .889861356102049 998-45-54610"
Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 43rd Floor, Akask View Apt, Cantt Road, ........
Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566.
Which number are you calling from now Sir?"
Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"
Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
Customer: "How come?"
Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"
Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?"
Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is Rs 2249.99"
Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"
Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs10,720.55 since October last year.
That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."
Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"
Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"
Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"
Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your scooter.. ."
Customer: " What!"
Operator : "According to the details in system, you own a Lambretta 1969 Vintage Scooter,...registra tion number USE 8999..."
Customer: " ????"
Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"
Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic.... ... "
Customer: #$$^%&$@$%^
Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 11th Nov 1986 you were convicted for using abusive language on a policeman who stopped you for driving through a one way, in fact you were driving a 1973 Ambassador bearing registeration number UTD 4267.......
Customer: [Faints]
M-Salman smartboy8t2@yahoo.com Tricky SMS
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Tricky SMS Messages
Girl Friend ke saath,
Kamre ke andhar,
Table ke upar,
Batti ke neeche,
De tacatac……….tacatac….
De tacatac……….tacatac….
Stupid I am playing table tennis
M-Salman smartboy8t2@yahoo.com Tricky SMS
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Tricky SMS Messages
A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage.
What did they named them?
They named them as 'Jo-Hua', 'So-Hua'
M-Salman smartboy8t2@yahoo.com Tricky SMS
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Tricky SMS Messages
your father had your mother,
your mother had your brother,
it's just 2 bad your fathers mad and
your mothers now your lover
HarrY harry_boy_iiiii_lllll@hotmail. Tricky SMS
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Tricky SMS Messages
Ab zara Tafseel say aay Qasid-e-Khushro bata
Pehle USS nay KIYA KAHA, PHIR KIYA KAHA, PHIR KIYA KAHA?!?!
M-Salman smartboy8t2@yahoo.com Tricky SMS
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Tricky SMS Messages
WHAT IS THE COLOUR OF ZEBRA ??
BLACK AND WHITE OR WHITE OR BLACK?
COME GIVE ME ANSWER YAA YAA YAAA YAAA NOO NOO NO ACTUALLY THE COLOUR OF ZEBRA IS
BLACK + WHITE = WHITE INTO BLACK ;)
gUMNAM GUMNAAM@POLISTATION.COM Tricky SMS
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Tricky SMS Messages
twxumxhzaxxzrzxzzax tiwxxzmwxwwezz kzhwxzawxrzwaxxb kzawrnxwzaz
twzxhza kwxzawrx diwxzyxwa. ?????????????????????????????????? is sms main say w,x aur z delete karo aik vip sms milega.
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