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Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Marriage sms

Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.

The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake

May your joys be as deep as the Ocean, and your troubles as light as its foam.

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?

Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!

Marriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu,

And then look at neighbourin table n wish you"d ordered that.....

One day a man inserted an 'advert' in my web site: "Wife wanted".

Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Behind every great man there is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Michel de Montaigne

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Who says birds don't have feelings....

Millions of people cried after watching this picture in America and Europe and even in Asia . It is said that the photographer sold these pictures for a nominal fee to the
most famous newspaper in France . All copies of that newspaper were sold out on the day these pictures were published.

And many people think animals don't have a brain or feelings?????

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Here his wife is injured and the condition is fatal. She was hit by a car as she swooped low across the road.

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He brought her food again but was shocked to find her dead.

He tried to move her....a rarely-seen effort for sparrows!

Aware that his sweetheart is dead and will never come back to him again, he cries with adoring love.

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